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All Quotes by author - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
" Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay. "
Pay
Woman
Only
" He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. "
Pickle
Been
Funny
" If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. "
You
Sit
Me
" I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. "
Philosophy
Empty
Simple
" I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development. "
Secret
Always
Development
" My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. "
Always
Wedding
Father
" You can't make a souffle rise twice. "
Rise
You
Twice
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