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" Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice. "
Thing
Vice
Drink
" Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand. "
Apple
Going
Kid
" Have I gone too far? "
Too
Far
Gone
" I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming. "
Hero
Reality
Programming
" I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time. "
Time
Out
Go
" If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night. "
Friday
You
See
" I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style. "
Act
Write
Style
" I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard. "
Friends
You
Darkest
" I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun. "
Filter
Just
Limits
" I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list. "
Believe
Still
Moments
" I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown. "
I Love
Love
Loved
" I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography. "
Comedy
Going
Special
" I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men. "
Good
Men
Middle-Aged
" I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great. "
Celebrity
Think
Would
" I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there. "
Food
Montreal
Me
" My act is based on my life. "
Act
Based
Life
" No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there. "
Think
Montreal
More
" Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am. "
Party
Go
Going
" Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist. "
Am
Comedian
I Am
" So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits. "
Anything
I Wonder
Off
" So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it. "
Yes
Help
Just
" That's life when you're on the D-list. "
Life
You
" The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are. "
People
Who
Know
" The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness. "
Great
Job
Serious
" The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends. "
Start
Thinking
Reality
" Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true. "
Gossip
Well
Care
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