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All Quotes by author - Kin Hubbard

" A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower. "

" After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. "

" A good listener is usually thinking about something else. "

" A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. "

" All the world loves a good loser. "

" A loafer always has the correct time. "

" A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. "

" An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. "

" As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. "

" Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. "

" Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count. "

" Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. "

" Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. "

" Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. "

" Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught. "

" Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. "

" Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely. "

" Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. "

" I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. "

" If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us. "

" If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. "

" If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public. "

" If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. "

" I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity. "

" It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. "

" It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. "

" It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. "

" It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it. "

" It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. "

" It's the good loser who finally loses out. "

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