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" An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen. "
Earl Wilson
Will
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" Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. "
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" Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. "
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" Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. "
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