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" Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny. "
Seth MacFarlane
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" You would not want me on your football team. "
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" On a certain day, I will tweet five times, and then I'll go four days without tweeting at all. It really depends on what time allows. Twitter, priority-wise, has to come after the work is done. "
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