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" Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. "
Mark Twain
Iron
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" The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. "
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" Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. "
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" Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. "
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" All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. "
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" Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. "
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" If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. "
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" Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it. "
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" It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. "
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" I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. "
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" It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. "
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Animal
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" Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. "
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Today
" Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others. "
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