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" Everything that happens to me is very cosmic. "
Tommy Chong
Cosmic
Happens
Me
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" I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight. "
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" Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though. "
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" I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts. "
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" Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. "
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" To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People's attitudes would change. It would be a better place. "
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" They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable. "
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" I know the musical world as well as I know the comedy world. "
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" Life, especially in America, is ruled by corporations. "
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" Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. "
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" Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back. "
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" But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible. "
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Impossible
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" Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies. "
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" The trouble when you're doing something illegal is that you know what you're doing. You're lying to your parents, you're lying to your kids. The only person you can't lie to is yourself. "
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Lie
Yourself
" The GRAMMY was a huge deal. It's the height of any musical career. "
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" You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. "
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" I'm as clean as a whistle. "
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" You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no doubt about it. "
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Halloween
Demons
You
" I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls. "
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Boy
You
Music
" A lot of prophets have gone to jail. "
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Jail
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" There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top. "
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Right
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Hierarchy
" What made me a comedian was that I wasn't really a songwriter, I was more of a poet. "
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Poet
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" No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in. "
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Used
Well
Sit
" Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya. "
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Will
Cigarettes
Ya
" Activism, to me, I don't know if it really works. It may work for somebody else, but it does not work for me. "
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Activism
Work
Somebody
" You can't become a dictator through checks and balances. "
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Dictator
" Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny. "
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" I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead. "
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" I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny. "
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" Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call. "
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