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" I always tell people if you think you are susceptible to a blood clot, go check with your doctor. "
Kevin Nealon
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" I am very romantic. In fact, I just renewed my vows... although it was with another woman. "
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" When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don't feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, 'My kid's sick. I can't make it.' Who's gonna argue with you? "
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You
Friends
Children
" All I ever wanted to do was stand-up. It kind of charges me and gives me a rush. "
Kevin Nealon
Me
Ever
Rush
" If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. "
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You
Everything
Down
" Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled. "
Kevin Nealon
Insist
Disgruntled
Very
" I recently purchased an iPad 2 because I didn't want to wait for the iPad 3 and iPad 4. "
Kevin Nealon
Purchased
Want
Wait
" Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. "
Kevin Nealon
Support
Proud
Work
" Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it was hard to be on the road because you go through relationships because your girlfriend kinda got tired of you being gone. "
Kevin Nealon
Tired
Road
Man
" I've been involved in animal issues for quite a while, going back 24 years. I started reading up on factory farming and slaughterhouses and animal cruelty, and it didn't make sense for me to be part of it. "
Kevin Nealon
Me
Reading
Animal
" I was 5-foot-8 when I graduated high school, but then I shot up to 6-foot-4 and got more into playing basketball. "
Kevin Nealon
More
School
Basketball
" It was football I enjoyed most. When I moved to L.A. to become a stand-up comedian, I thought it might be a good comedy hook to also be the punter for USFL club The L.A. Express, so I started practicing for the tryouts. Luckily, my stand-up took off, and I didn't need to do it. "
Kevin Nealon
Comedy
Football
Good
" I'm a member of the Studio City Driving Range. They have a nice little par-3 AstroTurf course and driving range. You know, I don't belong to a course because I don't golf that much, so it's not worth it for me to join a club. "
Kevin Nealon
Nice
City
Driving
" I lived in Germany from when I was 6 until I was 10, so, of course, I played soccer. When I came back to the States, nobody played soccer, and none of the schools taught German, so I couldn't continue to excel in those categories. "
Kevin Nealon
Excel
Back
Lived
" I think there's a part of me that might be my alter ago, like the carefree, do-what-he-wants kind of guy, because I've been so restrained most of my life, going to Catholic school and being the good son and the good husband. It's a fun escape route for me sometimes to lead that life. "
Kevin Nealon
Life
Good
Think
" Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. "
Kevin Nealon
Weaknesses
Enthusiasm
More
" I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. "
Kevin Nealon
Stand-Up
Actor
Than
" I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals that need to euthanized because don't have homes for them. "
Kevin Nealon
Animal
Heart
Impossible
" As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences. "
Kevin Nealon
New
Older
You
" I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere. "
Kevin Nealon
Watching
Unique
Job
" Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing. "
Kevin Nealon
Who
Pleaser
Basically
" A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. "
Kevin Nealon
Boomers
Baby Boomers
Funny
" I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time. "
Kevin Nealon
Working
First Time
Film
" I used to go to the Hollywood YMCA when I first came here, and I was standing in front of the mirror doing curls, and I noticed this guy next to me also doing curls. He was grimacing a lot, and I noticed he had an underbite. I looked more closely and realized it was Bruce Springsteen. "
Kevin Nealon
Standing
Hollywood
Doing
" I think having a child makes you calm down. You sit still. "
Kevin Nealon
Down
You
Think
" If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. "
Kevin Nealon
Little
Numb
People
" People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing, but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!' "
Kevin Nealon
Job
Work
Saying
" When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member. "
Kevin Nealon
Me
Happy
Doing
" I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate. "
Kevin Nealon
Lot
Sports
Real
" I've done this commercial with Arnold Palmer. He doesn't play that much anymore, but it'd be fun to have him in the cart. "
Kevin Nealon
Him
Fun
Done
" Definitely not a TV junkie. I only record shows I want to see but usually never get around to watching them. "
Kevin Nealon
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