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" Whenever I am sent a new book on the lively arts, the first thing I do is look for myself in the index. "
Julie Burchill
New
Myself
I Am
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" Being a monarchist - saying that one small group is born more worthy of respect than another - is just as warped and strange as being a racist. "
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" These women whose antics we smirk at good-naturedly in the pap-traps put themselves out there at least partly on their beauty; they are in showbiz, and showing what they've got is part of their business as much as it is for male show-ponies from the Chippendales to George Clooney. "
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" Here in Barcelona, it's the architects who built the buildings that made the city iconic who are the objects of admiration - not a bunch of half-witted monarchs. "
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" When actresses jump on the anti-Iraq bandwagon, they often combine down-home momism with an ignorance of Islamist intent which is truly awesome. "
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" As I get older I think, contrary to modern assumption but in line with the old Lerner and Lowe song, that it would actually benefit both them and society if - to quote Professor Higgins - a woman could be more like a man. "
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" Covering up, so far as I can see, is often the accompaniment to far more truly shameful behaviour than stripping off. "
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" The money I pay for my cultural experiences came willingly from my own pocket - they were not the result of bread being removed from the mouths of the poor so that Miss Thing here could mince off to the circus smelling of roses. "
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" I know that Brighton is famously a mixture of the seedy and the elegant, but in the summer of 2001 seediness swamped elegance hands down. "
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" A good part - and definitely the most fun part - of being a feminist is about frightening men. "
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" One Christmas build-up tradition, however, has totally bypassed me - that of going up to town and 'doing a show.' "
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" It may be a cliche, but it's true - the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself. "
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" I have experienced jealousy, possessiveness, verbal abuse and violence from men, but I have also experienced jealousy, possessiveness, verbal abuse and violence from women, usually when I failed to respond to their advances. "
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" And call me a pig, but isn't it brilliantly refreshing how early the Dutch eat dinner? When they're still laying out the cutlery in achingly hip Barcelona, they're hanging the Closed sign on the restaurant doors of old Amsterdam. "
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" When did women whose looks are not their living start conducting themselves like the simpering inmates of an Ottoman empire seraglio? "
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" What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway? "
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" Because I was an only, I had more things, and I remember early on the kick I got from giving stuff away. Despite all the myths about only children not being able to share, actually I've never knowingly met a stingy one. "
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