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All Quotes by author - Alan Coren

" Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. "

" I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. "

" Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by. "

" Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room. "

" The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. "

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