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All Quotes by author - Clement Freud

" Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish. "

" Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed. "

" If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. "

" I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. "

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