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All Quotes by author - Jerry Stiller
" Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience. "
" Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances. "
" Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's. "
" Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field. "
" During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. "
" Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie. "
" I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it. "
" I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny. "
" I loved the idea of touching base with an audience. "
" I shave without using shaving cream. "
" It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures. "
" I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years. "
" Money is sensual. "
" My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material. "
" Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way. "
" Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads. "
" The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent. "
" We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together. "
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