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All Quotes by author - Judy Sheindlin

" A combination of tenacity and luck brought me here today. "

" A judge is supposed to be able to make a decision, and when you make a decision, very often one party - and very often both - are a little disappointed. "

" All the judges watched Judge Wapner. All America, at one point or another, watched Judge Wapner. "

" All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. "

" A period of detention in a chilly upstate facility can be a great attitude adjuster. "

" Because of the world we live in, we lock the doors in our house when we go to sleep. If you live in an apartment, if you can, you get a building that has a doorman or security. "

" Being a nurturer isn't being a moron. "

" Being a TV star is a great gift. Everyone treats you royally. "

" Cameras should be the norm everywhere. It should be in every courtroom so that the proceedings are taken down and recorded just like stenography. "

" Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. "

" Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig. "

" I always say that when I see that needle start to go in the other direction, when people have had enough of me, I'm going to be smart enough to say goodbye. It's such a joyous ride to be on top, and it takes away from that ride if you sort of ride it down. "

" I can't stand stupid, and I can't stand slow. "

" I deal with conflicts that irritate people and give them stress, like the dispute over a car payment. I can resolve those cases in a moment. "

" I don't feel as if anything that has happened to me in my life was sidetracked because I was a woman. "

" I don't have two different personalities. I am what I am. "

" I don't know where, or by whom, Judge Wapner was raised, but my parents taught me, when you don't have something nice to say about someone, say nothing. "

" I don't like to rule by committee. I like sort of an autocratic way of dealing with things. "

" I don't like to watch train wrecks. "

" I don't mind getting my hands dirty, and I don't mind getting to the truth of a situation and saying, 'You're right, you're wrong, next case.' "

" I don't read bad mail. I don't save mail. I'm too old to read negative things. "

" I eat liars for breakfast. "

" I exercise, and I eat reasonably, and I don't want to look at myself being out of shape. That would depress me. "

" If you can share with the people who've been good to you, do it. "

" If you commit a crime, you maybe have to be haunted. "

" If you're going to spend your time, spend your time getting smarter. "

" If you take control over those things you can, you are better able to negotiate the unexpected. "

" I go down to the gym unwashed, like something dragged in from behind a truck. "

" I just think I'm direct. "

" I knew that if I worked hard, I could have both - I could have a family, because that was important to me, and I could have a career. "

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