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" Billy Magnussen, he's a wild one. "
Wild
He
Billy
" Going to the movies is one of my favorite things to do. "
Movies
Favorite
Things
" If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there. "
Ever
Buy
Putting
" If I wasn't acting, I'd be teaching acting. That would be my easiest thing to fall back on is teaching it. "
Back
Acting
Fall
" If you have a lot of sweetness and quirkiness, someone's got to have a little bit of bite against that. "
You
Someone
Little
" I got so broke that I had to take a job on a show called 'BrainRush.' That was purely for money. I was hosting this game show where it's like 'Cash Cab' on a roller coaster, which is extreme, especially for me, since I hate roller coasters. "
Game
Job
Me
" I grew up in Chicago, IL. I've got three siblings. "
Got
Chicago
Grew
" I had big teeth, and I was goofy. I probably used to mess with people too much. People were always trying to be cool, and I was just being goofy and an idiot. So whenever I would get picked on - which happened a lot - I would usually find a way to talk my way out of it or joke my way out of it. "
Trying
People
Idiot
" I had this job at Hollywood Video, and during my worst audition ever, I forgot all of my lines in front of Chuck Lorre at the callback for the 'Mike and Molly' pilot. "
Lines
Worst
Pilot
" I had two things on my bucket list: Be in the NBA, or direct an episode of 'New Girl.' "
New
Bucket
Girl
" I like spending time with the same people, so TV is great, but movies are cool because they're almost like a mini-vacation. It's cool to see other parts of the country or the world and get paid for it! "
Time
Spending Time
People
" I lived with a ninja once: a black guy with dreads who smelled like onions and garlic. He had a magic sword. Whenever you touched the sword, he knew about it. I don't know how. "
Like
Black
You
" I love being in public places, but I can't stand long, drawn-out music festivals. "
Stand
Festivals
Long
" I love film; I love sports. "
Sports
I Love
Love
" I love when a woman doesn't have to put on makeup. "
Love
Makeup
Put
" I'm a big Bulls fan, Michael Jordan fan, LeBron fan. "
Michael Jordan
Bulls
Fan
" I'm a big sports fan - mainly basketball. "
Fan
Big
Basketball
" In TV, you're always confused because you legitimately don't know what you're doing the next week. "
Doing
Confused
You
" I put out some very entertaining material on social media! Check my Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat! I got jokes for days! "
Jokes
Check
Days
" I think it's hilarious that you would give an endorsement deal to someone who you've heard their lyrics a million times and you thought it was cool. And then they said something a little messed up and you take the endorsement deal away. "
Messed Up
You
Up
" It's rare that I go on a first date and don't want to go out again. "
Want
Again
Date
" I've always wanted to be behind the camera in some capacity. "
Camera
Always
Behind
" I've always wanted to get a tattoo. "
Get
Wanted
Tattoo
" I've had bad experiences on red carpets where people didn't know who I was and were like, 'Get out of the way!' It's so embarrassing to have someone scream at you like you're not worth anything when you were invited there. "
Know
You
Someone
" I've known I wanted to do this ever since I was a little kid and I used to get in trouble at church for goofing off all the time: mocking the preacher, imitating people and the things they did. I later learned my mother used to be just as goofy as I was when she was younger. I mean, Eddie Murphy in 'Coming to America?' My hero. "
People
Time
Hero
" I want to challenge myself as an actor. "
Want
Challenge
Actor
" I want to stay proactive and keep having funny material online. "
Funny
Want
Stay
" I would like to say I do some pretty good impressions. I'm also one of the best basketball players in the world. I just chose not to go the NBA route, but people say I'm better than Kobe and LeBron. "
World
People
Basketball
" Second City should create a secret handshake, and when you graduate, you have to know it. "
City
Secret
You
" Social media really makes it tricky for people sometimes because you go, 'Oh, it's awesome. I'm gonna play this character. I'm going to do this really weird thing on camera,' and then you go back and read all your tweets and go, 'Mmm, well, I guess they didn't like that so much.' "
Media
Social Media
People
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