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" As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room. "
World
Change
Change The World
" A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing. "
Her
Woman
Girl
" I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world! "
Baby
Feel
Place
" It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me. "
Women
Understand
Mystery
" No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago. "
Herself
Responsibility
Years
" Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works. "
Whatever
Get
Flirt
" What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary. "
Belief
Mean
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