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All Quotes by author - Markie Post

" I couldn't be as charming as my mother or as smart as my father. So I decided to be bad. "

" I'm no sexual siren. I see prettier girls than me in the grocery store every day. "

" I turned down dates because I dreaded sitting in front of a plateful of food. "

" Of course I'd like children. But I have to get over my impression that being pregnant is like popping corn. You expand and expand until you pop. "

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