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All Quotes by author - Nancy Cartwright

" Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. "

" Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does. "

" I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers. "

" I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything! "

" I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little. "

" I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. "

" I will not get very far with this attitude. "

" Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun. "

" Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through. "

" The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force. "

" The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far. "

" The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan. "

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