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All Quotes by author - Rip Taylor

" Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star! "

" Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. "

" I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. "

" I've created such a monster. "

" I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. "

" I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better. "

" I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip. "

" Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly. "

" Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him. "

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