Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

All Quotes by author - Rodney Carrington

" I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have. "

" I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things. "

Getting Married

" I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything. "

" Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels. "

" When I was little, there were three channels. "

" You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious. "

Check our other websites: