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" Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. "
Face
Hope
Laughter
" How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. "
God
Sex
Republican
" I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. "
Me
Where
Car
" I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian. "
Course
Professional
President
" It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point. "
Point
Bedroom
Laugh
" Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. "
Car
Women
One Thing
" There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. "
Our
Worst
Nation
" Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars. "
Well
War
You
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