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" A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. "
" Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. "
" A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials. "
" The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy. "
" It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it. "
" A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. "