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" A child is your legacy. What better thing can you do in life than put a really good person in the world who's going to make it a better place? "
" If I didn't do something perfectly, I had to do it again... I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head. "
" Hugging is not my shtick. "
" If you're nasty to me in my place of business, I'm going to be really nasty back. "
" I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother? "
" I don't think a lot of women know how much their chances of having a child diminish as they age. "
" Did I get to go to my friends' houses and eat junk food? Sure. And I'm a great cook. And, guess what? There's no prepared food in my house. "
" I'm a better cook and more of a perfectionist than my mother. "
" I'm very close to my mother, but not a single other person in my family. "
" If you want to punish somebody, never talking to them again is a really good method. "
" I'm proud to be Martha Stewart's daughter. "