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" A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues. "
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" No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious. "
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" Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please. "
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" It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone. "
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" A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip. "
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