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" Actually, I have my own charity that I started that helps supplement families with terminal children. "
" My whole life, I've been telling jokes. "
" You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny. "
" You have a bad day at the office, four people know. You suck in a movie, everyone knows. "
" I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian. "
" I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel. I work well with pressure. "
" I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television show, it just keeps you going. "
" You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness. "
" I love strong women, not only in life but in craft. "
" But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict. "
" Humor is healing. "
" I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to have this group of writers, directors, and actors that just gel, and it seems to literally be happening more and more. "
" I've always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub. "
" We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list. "
" I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed. "
" It's like whether you're in a huge movie or you've just recorded an incredible album you've got to do the next thing, and that's part of being an artist. "
" It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle. "
" It's fun to play people who are flawed. "
" I come from the world of improv; I love any show or any vehicle that gives me an opportunity to be in the moment. "
" I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is. "
" I think as any artist you always want to grow; you always want to get better. "
" I think you're born with a comedy gene, and you can't teach timing, and you can't teach satire, pathos. "
" People who are bipolar, they kind of latch onto things that are fanatical sometimes. "
" Broadway was without doubt the hardest I ever worked in my life and the highest highs I've ever had as an actor. The unadulterated fear was on a level that was hard to explain. "
" I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable. "