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" Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you. "

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" I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships. "

" We were married in the south of France because Gene loved France. If he could have been born French, he would have been - that was his dream. "

" I would say that Lucy, 'I Love Lucy,' she was my idol. "

" My father had a hotel, and people in show business used to stay there. He loved peformers and entertainment, and I grew up knowing that. "

" You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused. "

" I'm not really an impersonator. "

" I don't miss 'Saturday Night Live.' I feel less of a need for the fulfillment that performance used to give... I don't have to do everything right away. As long as I can walk and jump, I'll still perform, but I no longer feel such a compulsion. "

" I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive. "

" Did I become an entertainer because my father died and I wanted to be what he loved? I don't know. "

" Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. "

" When Gene makes a movie, the people who work on it have such a love for him that the set is always a happy place. "

" I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. "

" Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily. "

" When the journalists asked Gene, 'Why didn't you marry the beautiful girl in 'The Woman in Red'?' he would always reply, 'I did!' "

" Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a lightbulb. "

" There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself. "

" I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one. "

" I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. "

" In our show we know, if we're not getting a response, you see it in our face... we either do something to get a laugh, or the audience is in on it with us. "

" Some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end. "

" I think clothes should make you feel safe. I like clothes you want to go to sleep in. I sometimes stand in front of a mirror and change a million times because I know I really want to wear my nightgown. "

" I'm so full I can't hear. "

" I had been a fan of Gene Wilder's for many years, but the first time I saw him in person, my heart fluttered - I was hooked. It felt like my life went from black and white to Technicolor. "

Black And White

" While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die - whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness. "

" The goal is to live a full, productive life even with all that ambiguity. No matter what happens, whether the cancer never flares up again or whether you die, the important thing is that the days that you have had you will have lived. "

" Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. "