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" After I was really unhappy and unhealthy, I think it dawned on me to stop doing the unhappy, unhealthy things. "
" I go on benders where I just exercise like a maniac. And then I go on benders where I just can only take baths. Like, I have to lay down to bathe, and I could go on that for six months. "
" When I'm with my friends' teenage children, I always say, 'Are your friends having sex yet?' "
" Some countries that I go to are still trying to deny that it's happening. In India, 2.1 million people are living with HIV AIDS. India manufactures most of the drugs that are used to cure HIV around the world, which is an amazing, amazing fact that most people don't know. "
" I loved the movies and I wanted to be like Marilyn Monroe. I thought she was so glamorous and everyone seemed to love her. I wanted to be like that and I told everyone I would be the next Marilyn Monroe. "
" It seems to be unfathomable to people that I just happen to be 49 and look good. I am totally capable of accepting myself. "
" I understand what it's like to go to hospitals and there's no medicine, and the best thing you have to give the patients is compassion. "
" I'm relentless. My mother says I could sell ice to the Eskimos. "
" I think, at a certain point, it's better for women not to have any alcohol because it can make your face, breasts and midsection get very bloated. "
" You may be sick of what you did the first half of your life, but you don't have to just walk around and play golf or doing nothing. It's not like fifty is the new thirty. It's like fifty is the new chapter. "
" Every time I exercise, I do something different based on which areas need to get in motion. "
" I was lucky to have my dad in my life. As crazy as things got, I always had him to put his hand on my shoulder. "
" If you want to have plastic surgery or cosmetic surgery, live it up; go ahead and have it. But if you don't want to have it, don't have it. "
" It's my experience that you really can't lose when you try the truth. "
" We've got 400,000 girls with beach-y blonde hair, the same nose, gigantic lips, implants in their cheeks, and little Chicklets for teeth. Are they really prettier? "
" I couldn't stop looking at the award when I received it. It was as if my whole career flashed in front of me, from beginning to the moment I was handed the Golden Globe. "
" If you act like you know what you're going, you can do anything you want - except neurosurgery. "
" I was, like, forty at birth. When I wasn't even a year old, I spoke, I was potty trained, I walked and talked. That was it. Then I started school and drove everybody crazy because they realized I had popped out as an adult. I had adult questions and wanted adult answers. "
" I thought it might be a good move to get into a beauty contest so I tried for Miss Pennsylvania and won. I think that helped me get noticed, at least by the people of Pennsylvania. "
" I don't think anybody whose ever been divorced can tell you divorce is easy or fun or feels like anything other than a tremendous failure. "
" The most fun I ever had on a movie was working with Albert Brooks. He's the caviar of comedy. I mean, nobody's funnier; nobody is smarter than Albert Brooks. "
" I've never been willing to lie about my age. Why on earth would I want to tell people I'm 35, which I'm not, and have them say, 'Oh that's nice,' when I could tell them I'm 47, which I am, and have them look at me and go, 'Whoa!'. I'm not afraid of aging. I stopped being afraid of life a long time ago. "
" People don't change their behavior unless it makes a difference for them to do so. "
" I was a short order cook in a pool hall in college. So, I am the fastest cook in the world. "
" I feel sad when I realize how much truth is being changed or obscured in the American media. "
" I like to be bought flowers and taken out for dinner. I like a man to be a gentleman. I don't like to be treated as if I am brainless. I like to be respected and to give respect. "
" There was a point in my 40s when I went into the bathroom with a bottle of wine, locked the door, and said, 'I'm not coming out until I can totally accept the way that I look right now.' "
" Believe me, when people say, 'We want to pay you X-million to do this movie,' I won't be the girl who hangs back saying, 'Oh, I really don't deserve it,' I'll be, 'Un-hunh, hand it right over.' "
" I could do nice, but it's just not as much fun. Being nice isn't my biggest goal in life. I'm trying to be honest about who I am, and that's not always nice. I'm not always the world's cheerleader. "
" Some people work hard in this business and become really popular, really big stars but they never receive an award from within the business. Somehow, when your colleagues and friends believe in you to the point of handing you an award it means so much more. "
" I've been famous for a long, long time. So I don't think of it - I think of it very differently. It's the normal temperature of my room. "