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" Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it and I'm curious and I want to talk about it. "
" I love Lena Dunham. I love, love, love her. "
" Stand-up comedy is not a man's job. It's an alpha job: To be the only person in a room with a microphone who's allowed to talk. "
" People who like my stuff and know what my agenda is have never mistaken me for being racist or poking fun at the wrong thing. "
" Isolated incidents have lateral, lasting implications. "
" When I talk about celebrities, it's not a dismantling of that human being. "
" I'm not a Rachel Dolezal. I don't fake tan; I don't have the cornrows, I don't misappropriate. I just want to be Beyonce. "
" I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to look and feel like a grown woman when I was young. That's one reason why it's important to hold adults who take advantage of that fully accountable. "
" Racism is what acquitted O. J. Simpson. "
" The more you mess with texture and colour, the worse your hair is going to feel. "
" I'm a flirt by nature, and I like flirting with that line of what's passable and what's not, and I genuinely don't believe that I cross it. "
" I feel like I'm always on the right side of wrong and trying to shout out for the underdog. "
" Part of me has always wanted to be like Marilyn Monroe or any Fifties Hollywood starlet. On screen, they seemed so sexy and simple and looked after. In real life, I'm none of those things. But I'd rather be fierce and complicated. "
" I am an undisputed gangster. To me, that means playing by my own rules. "
" I had white hair when I was 19. I think bleach can be addictive, and before long, you've gone too far with it and can't tell you've got a problem. It was over-processed and genuinely crispy, but I thought I looked amazing. "
" I think it's better, if people aren't getting on, that they should divorce. "
" When you stand out in a small town or at work,or in your peer group, whatever it is, it feels really awful. Certainly, when you're growing up, you want to be normal. You just want to fit in. Then you realize that maybe fitting in is, in some respects, quite ordinary. I think it's good to put a positive spin on being slightly unique. "
" The beautiful thing about comedy in the U.K. is that it has a clever twist to it, and when you really break it down, the joke isn't filthy at all: it's clever. "
" I'm nearly see-through. Like a jellyfish. "
" I'm actually thrilled with the woman I'm turning out to be. "
" You think Trump cares if you leave? He wants power, not prosperity. "
" Alice Levine has great unique style and beautiful red hair. "
" If I've got a confidence problem, it's that my self-esteem is entirely too high. "
" All I've ever wanted to be is a strong, powerful, beautiful black woman. "
" I love Little Mix, and I always have. "