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" Different people's houses smell like different weird things. God forbid someone should come and nail down what my house smells like. It'd probably be a litter box... sweaty socks... and burnt bacon. That probably is what it smells like. "

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" I like to play the weirdos. I like to play the people that are hard to like. You get to say and do things that you would never say and do in real life. "

Wendi McLendon-Covey

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" Weddings are really good for making you feel terrible about yourself if you're not where you want to be in life. "

" Oh my gosh, if I could be on '30 Rock', my life would be made. That is my favorite show. My absolute favorite show. "

Wendi McLendon-Covey

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" You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks. "

" You have to ask yourself if you want to be the kind of actress who's interesting, or the kind of actress who's meant to play the pretty-but-uninteresting wife of a chubby guy on a network sitcom. "

" Now, I love playing moms who can't hide their paranoia. "

" Pulling away from your parents, that's the natural thing to do; that's how life progresses. "

" You think your friends have good taste in fashion, until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress! "

" If you want to play the good roles, spend more time in in college and in acting class than you do in the gym, and you'll have the career you want. "

" I've got a bunch of books... I rely on funny books and movies to cheer me up. Oh, but I must say, I do have the world's most perfect husband, so a cuddle from him always cheers me up. He's a good guy. "

Wendi McLendon-Covey

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" Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedding. "

" What's the most humiliating thing? When you take someone to dinner or you cook somebody dinner and they get food poisoning. I mean, how bad do you feel? "

" You always end up saying and doing such horrible things to your family, 'cause you know they're never going anywhere, and at some point, they're going to forgive you. "

" You can't beat a Diane Von Fostenburg wrap dress; I always tend to go for the wrap dresses with a little more structure. I also love Prada shoes. "