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" Don't judge me. I made a lot of money. "
Samantha Bee
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" I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper. "
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" I think that my love of cooking grew out of my love of reading about cooking. When I was a kid, we had a bookcase in the kitchen filled with cookbooks. I would eat all my meals reading about meals I could have been having. "
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" I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is. "
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