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" During every book, I have a nervous breakdown. Usually it's about two thirds of the way through the book - I'm just comatose on the couch for at least a week, and I eventually break through it and have an answer about how to fix the thing. "

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" Science fiction writers, when I was a kid, were a big deal. "

" You can look at my books and not find particular joy on every page because, of course, what you want to write about is the difficulty of the human experience. You don't want to lie about things to make happy endings and weddings if they don't deserve to happen. But I would be lying if I didn't try to communicate some of the pleasure of being alive. "

" I never wanted to be a scientist. "

" A lot of problems get solved in those sort of in-between moments when your subconscious has been working on some problem. If you keep it spinning, you can fix ideas sometimes better than if you focus on them directly. "

" Critics, how I would love if you could clear the word 'sentimental' from your minds. "

" I wake up at 10. I have coffee, and then I spend a half an hour on the computer, where I read newspapers and progressive blogs. I have to tear myself away, or I'll spend all day reading. "

" I hadn't meant to do the pattern of publishing short stories and then a novel. I thought, 'I'm a novelist. I know it.' But you have to kind of write a lot of bad novels before you can write a good one, I think, so I did that. But meanwhile, I loved the short stories I did. "

" It's funny how the present can change the past. "

" I think what shaped me was I had two parents who were scientists, and especially, they were great readers. They had both grown up in sort of rural parts of the South and were oddballs where they grew up. They were budding intellectuals. "

" Can you call and thank reviewers? I always wondered that. "

" I was raised Unitarian, and my mother said she took us to church so that we wouldn't get religious later in life. "

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" Human love and desire is my bag. "

" Usually on Sundays, I won't cook because I'll have dinner at my mom's. She's the provost of Mills College in Oakland and lives on campus. It's a very beautiful school in a very bad part of town. "

" I grew up in the suburbs, which I don't think shaped me very much. "

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" I think it would be bad to a truly successful celebrity person, because I know these novelists where people get a cult following, and they have some strange personal attachment to them because it's so personal to read a book. "

" I don't read literary blogs. I used to read them, but it was upsetting when they would talk, in a snarky way, about my friends. "

" Travel is hard, and it's mostly not your fault. "

" They had a contest where they would - for some reason, someone in the past loved musical theater, and so if you wrote a musical, they would fully fund it and put it on the main stage with full costumes and a set and everything, and my roommate said we should totally do that. "

" I think screenplay is hard. I've tried that, and it felt really difficult; like, all the stuff I think I'm good at, like description and internal experience and memory, you can't do that - or, at least, I couldn't figure out a way. "

" A downside to being a successful novelist? Wow - I can't imagine one. "

" I feel like artists, as much as we'd like to think we're communal, are pretty much loners. "

" An elephant funeral makes me weep every time, and so does an ad with a kid leaving home for college. "

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" Both my parents were atheists, and my grandmother was an atheist in rural Kentucky, and so they were trying to make sure that my brother and I would be atheists, too, and it worked, which doesn't mean that they didn't teach us a lot of wonder of science and of nature and the world and all of that. "