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" Ever since I began writing my Junie B. Jones series, people have been assuming that the character is based on me when I was a little girl. The fact is, though, that Junie B. and I have very little in common. "

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" My own pregnancies were all about me, me, me. My aches, my pains, my swollen feet, and my body that looked like the Michelin Man. "

" I like to think that Junie B. looks at the world - and this isn't a negative comment on her - from the lowest common denominator. It's not all gray to her; it's all black and white. "

Black And White

" My senior year of high school, I was voted 'Wittiest.' So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money. "

" I wasn't that over-the-top, but I got sent to the principal in first grade for talking. And my father was for a long time the president of the Board of Education. That was always a hard note to bring home. "

" There are many reluctant young readers who haven't yet found books that make them laugh. "

" My criteria for what makes a book an official 'favorite,' is based almost entirely on how desperately I don't want the story to end. "

" Society just has a way of inhibiting you, which is good and bad. "

" For 20 years I've gotten to laugh my way through my work. For me, that's a dream job. "

" All of my characters are less than perfect. "

" I find the term 'perfect child' to be an oxymoron. "