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" Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. "

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" I don't really think, I just walk. "

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" Wal-mart... do they like make walls there? "

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" First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead. "

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" I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris. "

" It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was. "

" I hate when a guy brags... or he sweats. "

" I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It's easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust. "

" This is Earth. Isn't it hot? "

" You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one. "

" By channeling my inner heiress, I created a new opportunity for young heiresses. "

" I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously. "

" Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot. "

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" No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy. "

" The Backstreet Boys were so ten years ago. Whatever. "

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" I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep on lasting. "

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