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" Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself. "
Karl Lagerfeld
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" There will be gay couples; it will exist. It is not very nice that people who are married - who divorce in three seconds - don't want protection for the others. The legal system should protect everyone, not just the few people who think they are above everybody else because they are married. "
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" I'm kind of fascist with myself, you know. "
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" You cannot be creative with people around you. "
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" No, and I never, ever eat in between the meals. I control it well enough and with no pills, and I sleep seven hours a night. I go to bed. I fall asleep, and I wake up seven hours later, and this is the most important. "
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" I sleep seven hours. If I go to bed at two, I wake up at nine. If I go to bed at midnight, I wake up at seven. I don't wake up before - the house can fall apart, but I sleep for seven hours. "
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" My opinion can be completely different after a show. "
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" I wanted to become a cartoon artist, a portrait artist, and an illustrator. This was my first idea. "
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" I'm not an employee who goes to the office every morning at the same time. Then, vacations are needed. "
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" When I was a child I asked my mother what homosexuality was about and she said - and this was 100 years ago in Germany and she was very open-minded - 'It's like hair color. It's nothing. Some people are blond and some people have dark hair. It's not a subject.' This was a very healthy attitude. "
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" Oh yes, I love to do shoes. I'm not a fetishist but I love to do shoes. "
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" I never fall in love. "
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" My mother did not like children. "
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" I spent my childhood in the country and started reading even before going to school. There was nothing else in my life but sketching and reading. "
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" I was always told as a child by my mother that you always have to be impeccable, even when you go to bed. "
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" I am like a TV antenna. I catch everything that is in the air, and then I do it my way. "
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" I would like to be a one-man multinational fashion phenomenon. "
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" I don't want to look sloppy, because then I feel sloppy. "
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" My hair is not really white; it's kind of grayish, and I don't like the color. So I make it totally white with Klorane dry shampoo. That is the best thing to do because my hair is always clean. "
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" I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed. "
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" I don't know what 'normal' means, anyway. "
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" Don't overact the story of your name. Overact the story of your work. "
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" If there's something dangerous, sauces are dangerous for the body. "
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" I like to do things quickly because I'm easily bored. "
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" In my day, there were no vet video games. "
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" I never had to learn English, French and German because I was brought up as all three languages. I had a private French teacher before I even went to school. That helped a lot. "
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" I'm totally myself. "
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" I've only wanted paper and beautiful colors. It was my dream, and it still is my dream. And books. They're all I need, and the rest I can do without. "
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" I like the language in Proust but not the context. "
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