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" I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men. "

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" Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it. "

" The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby. "

" The majority of my background is multi-camera format, which is very broad and a very arch perception of reality. Whereas single camera tends to be more truthful and a little more intimate of a medium. "

" I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know? "

" I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society. "

" I'm much more low-key than the characters I've played. "

" In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly. "

" I keep waiting for the roof to cave in. I was raised to follow the Golden Rule, you know, treat people the way you wish to be treated. That's kind of the way I live my life. Maybe someone up there likes me for that. "

" Still, on 'Friends', we had some guest-stars who were less than spectacular, not the stunt-casting, but just regular guest-stars, and they weren't particularly great actors, but the material was so good that they scored. It's the writing. "

" I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. "

" Everyone in my family used to work with some kind of tool in their hands every day. That's what we do. That's what I did before I got into acting. "

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" The way I look at it, everything is a trade. You acquire some money, so then you've got no financial burdens, but everyone wants your money and so who can you trust? Or you've got no money and you can trust anyone, but then you've got the worry to pay bills. Which is worse? "

" As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character. "

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" I grew up in Boston, so it's a nice change to be cold after living in California. "

" But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on television. "

" I started going gray in my early twenties. "

" It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. "

" I don't like producing. It's a lot of meetings you sit through that amount to nothing. "

" People call me Joey all the time. I take it as a compliment. There's no point in correcting them. But I'm much more even-keeled and subdued and relaxed than Joey Tribbiani. "

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" And if you have great writing, it's really easy, but if it's not so great and you have to work a little harder, I could tell where the work needed to be done but comedy is just fun. "

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" You know, I think British comedy is very smart comedy. You don't get too much dumb comedy over here. Or at least I haven't seen it. If I'm wrong about that, I apologize to all the dumb comedy makers over here. "

" I really like the half-hour comedy. I really do. I know people that are in movies all the time and they, you know, they don't see their families as much. And that takes its toll over time. "