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" I am too old for an eyebrow piercing but too young for an eyebrow lift. "

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" It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not. "

" I hope to actually get back to painting someday... soon. I sort of transitioned into cartooning from painting. "

" People get really caught up in their own trips. "

" We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about. "

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" These censorship people think something is going to promote behavior in people. "

" You ever try to go a day without judgment? "

" I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous. "

" But if I'm going to cause somebody else discomfort by my actions, then I should probably modify my actions toward them to make them as comfortable as possible. "

" I imagine I'll continue on doing it for many years to come. "

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" I was doing illustration work, and the cartooning slowly took over. "

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" We live in a society that blames everybody else for what's wrong. "

" People are going to behave however the social norms permit, and beyond that. "

" As soon as I can afford a studio space, I'll paint again. "

" I don't want to wait more than a year and a half or two years between books. "

" People are essentially red meat. They are. "

" The second we see somebody on the street or meet someone, we make snap judgments about them, about who they are and why we wouldn't necessarily sit with them or why we would or what's cool or not cool. "

" I grew up in a military family, and there's something about that military-style uniform, all cleaned up, a brutal control effort the military necessarily breeds. "

" We're going to have the same demographic spread of nutcases and the same spread of everybody in between. "

" Milkmen seem so wholesome, and there's no way anybody can be that wholesome. "