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" I am truly bored with 99 per cent of conventional novels. I do think it's a somewhat desiccated form. "
David Shields
Bored
Form
Am
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" My particular demigod is the Sonics point guard Gary Payton, who is one of the most notorious trash-talkers in the National Basketball Association. He's not really bad. He's only pretend bad - I know that - but he allows me to fantasize about being bad. "
David Shields
Pretend
Basketball
Know
" I believe in copyright, within limited precincts. But I also believe in fair use, public domain, and especially transformation. "
David Shields
Transformation
Believe
Fair
" All human beings have bodies. All bodies are mortal. Yours, too, is one of these bodies. "
David Shields
Mortal
Human Beings
Human
" I worry that I am not really a person anymore: I'm more of just a writing machine. I wonder what that has done to either my life and or my art. "
David Shields
Worry
Writing
Art
" I am interested in work that jumps boundaries, and that makes trouble. Part of me is comfortable with that: with being a bit of a troublemaker. "
David Shields
Work
Me
I Am
" The ways in which I was obsessed with Gary Payton and Shawn Kemp 20 years ago is completely replicated by my daughters' and my crush on Marshawn Lynch and Richard Sherman now. "
David Shields
Gary
Years
Crush
" If the bus driver is black, I thank him... when I get off at my spot, whereas I would never think of doing this if the driver were white. "
David Shields
Black
Think
Never
" The real impulse of most books is to tell a story to keep the reader lashed to the page. I don't get why that's a proper use of an adult's time. "
David Shields
Page
Time
Why
" Centenarians tend to be assertive, suspicious, and practical. "
David Shields
Assertive
Practical
Suspicious
" Basically, I really love work that puts the reader into a kind of vertigo, into a real doubt, and a beautiful way to convey that, a really perfect metaphor for that, is to make the reader also experience doubt. "
David Shields
Doubt
Experience
Love
" Denied dancing and musical instruments, slaves expressed a hidden tradition of musicality and poetics by tongue and signal. "
David Shields
Hidden
Dancing
Tongue
" Flipping through the channels late at night, I'll come across 'The Longest Yard' and not be able to get up off the couch until Burt Reynolds has scored the winning touchdown. "
David Shields
Up
Winning
Through
" I would hate to be that person who is, you know, the mystery writer who has to deliver a book every year to publisher X. "
David Shields
Person
Book
Know
" When you're in New York City or Boston or something, you feel surrounded by cities and by culture. "
David Shields
City
You
New York
" The thing I hate the most in any kind of writing is self-righteousness. Where you pretend you don't have the same kinds of flaws your subject has. "
David Shields
You
Writing
Hate
" I think there are people who are born storytellers. I think of someone like T. C. Boyle or Gabriel Garcia Marquez. I think really, without putting any pejorative on it, they're like carnival barkers, 'Come into the tent, and I'll tell you this story.' "
David Shields
Born
Someone
Story
" I don't know what's the matter with me, why I'm so adept at distance, why I feel so remote from things, why life feels like a rumor. "
David Shields
Me
Matter
Life
" You, Dad, in the large scheme of things, don't matter. I, Dad, don't matter. We're vectors on the grids of cellular life. "
David Shields
Scheme
You
Life
" Honesty is the best policy; the only way out is deeper in: a candid confrontation with existence is dizzying, liberating. "
David Shields
Way
Honesty Is
Honesty
" In many senses, creativity and 'plagiarism' are nearly indivisible. "
David Shields
Creativity
Plagiarism
Many
" I'm a sucker for sports movies. "
David Shields
Movies
Sucker
Sports
" You could easily do a book of Marshawn Lynch's quotes, which have a quite serious political pushback. I think he's really amazing. "
David Shields
Book
Amazing
You
" Aging followed by death is the price we pay for the immortality of our genes. You find this information soul-killing; I find it thrilling, liberating. "
David Shields
You
Death
Information
" The originating sin of America is slavery, for which reparations should be paid and will never be paid; as a result, mini-reparations are paid daily, and the NBA remains, for me, reparations theater. "
David Shields
Sin
Slavery
America
" I've always liked this idea that writing should comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable to create trouble. The value of a work of art can be measured by the harm spoken of it. If you're not feeling that, then absolutely, why bother? "
David Shields
You
Work
Writing
" I couldn't tell a story if my life depended on it. I'm the world's worst joke-teller. "
David Shields
My Life
Life
Story
" It's true of so many fiction writers that I much prefer the essayistic work they did, whether it's David Foster Wallace's, or John Cheever's, or Nathaniel Hawthorne's. "
David Shields
Fiction
Did
Many
" A major focus of 'Reality Hunger' is appropriation and plagiarism and what these terms mean. I can hardly treat the topic deeply without engaging in it. That would be like writing a book about lying and not being permitted to lie in it. "
David Shields
Focus
Lie
Lying
" I'm just a totally selfish worker bee creating my little mini projects. "
David Shields
Bee
Selfish
Just
" Collage is not a kitchen sink; it's not a refuge for the compositionally disabled. "
David Shields
Disabled
Sink
Kitchen