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" I can tell you, to me, Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea. "

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" I had no regret to the 'cuchi-cuchi' show. It showed me the way to the bank. It's a gimmick. It's fun. It has nothing to do with sex... it's energy and fun... If it wasn't for 'cuchi-cuchi,' I would be selling tomatoes in Tijuana. "

" When you are Spanish girl, you got to grow up in a convent if you want to get married. "

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" Around the world, I am known as a great musician. But in America, I am known as the cuchi-cuchi girl. That's okay because cuchi-cuchi has taken me all the way to the bank. "

" My English is actually getting worse. We talk Spanish at home and switch to English only when we need it. Like when we go to the bank to get some money. "

" In Spanish, we have a saying: 'The woman and the frying pan belong in the kitchen.' Ohhhh, I hate it! "

" I love audiences. They are my oxygen. I only breathe with audience. When I'm alone, I am normally a miserable you-know-what. "

" In 1988, Christmas, that was my last performance because I moved to Hawaii to raise my son. "

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" If you believe in what you do, you are immortal. The day that you don't believe it, the day you're taking other people's opinion, you better go to Tijuana. "

" We used to have a bull. A real bull. At that time, Jennifer Lopez was my neighbor. God bless her, she took it. But other neighbors did not like it, that we have a bull. "

" Listen, even if you go wild, I like class. Everybody in show business never should forget that there is a line, and that you should have class. "