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" I can't swim and I'm terrified of drowning, but I still love being by water - just not in it. "

Sherri Shepherd

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" Being a Jehovah's Witness, it was really a trip. We had to go from door to door, and we weren't allowed to associate with the other children. It was a lot of rules. "

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" Once I accepted Christ I immediately had peace. I still didn't have a place to live, I still didn't have a car, but I had peace. "

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" I love being married. "

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" I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people's couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make people laugh all the way. "

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" I didn't see my son the entire time I did 'Dancing With the Stars.' The only time I saw Jeffrey was when he came to the show Monday and Tuesday nights to watch me dance. You literally rehearse six to eight hours every single day - 40 to 50 hours a week. "

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" If you don't go towards the thing you fear, you won't be able to say you lived. "

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" I believe God has called His people to be a light in darkness. "

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" Write yourself a permission slip to be surprised by someone's potential. Who knows? One day that person could be you. "

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" For my first wedding, I cried all the way down the aisle. My fake eyelash came off. My nose was red. My eyes were swollen. I'm not one of those pretty criers. "

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" I've always had a quirky way of looking at things. It's my coping mechanism. "

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" I love 'The View,' so when you're living the dream, it's not work. "

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" I'm a mother. Mothers multi-task. "

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" I do a lot of stairs, a lot of planks, a lot of squats, a lot of treadmill, a lot of screaming - and I do it four times a week. "

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" I get along very well with the cast of '30 Rock.' I guess I bring a certain quirkiness to the show as well. I'm just thankful they keep asking me. I didn't think I was going to be asked back so every time they say, 'We want you back,' I'm screaming. I'm jumping up and down and screaming. "

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" I've taken salsa classes. I love dancing and I love to karaoke. So I bought a microphone with some tapes and my son and I karaoke. I know the entire 'Dora the Explorer' soundtrack. "

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" At night, I try to sneak in some of the shows that I love. I can't live without '30 Rock' - I was a fan before I joined the show in 2007 - and 'The Office.' 'Revenge' is my drama. And I love Jimmy Kimmel if I can stay up late enough to watch him. "

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" My priority is my son and my husband, and I have a lot of spinning plates, so I try to make sure they're not one of them. "

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" Black people don't talk about diabetes that much. I never knew anything. I thought everyone had an uncle with a leg cut off! "

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" I was taught not to confront and interrupt people, but that's what I do every day on 'The View.' "

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" When I was creating my Luxhair Now wig line, I was listening to what my fans were saying online because I wanted to make something that the average woman could wear to work. "

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" When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, 'Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!' And I'm like, 'Okay I don't know you, I have no idea who you are.' I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And I'll be like, 'Which of my family members are giving you this phone number?' "

Sherri Shepherd

" A lot of people say it's cathartic to cook, and I'm like, 'How is it cathartic washing all these dishes?' "

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" Growing up, we didn't have any money - we shopped where you picked your shoes out of a bin. When I was little, I said, 'When I grow up, I'm going to have nice shoes.' "

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" I'm just so against kids being on Twitter because they are not thinking about the ramifications of what they are saying or the emotion of how they say it. "

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" I'm not into the Oscar and Emmys as much as I used to be because I'm tired of looking at people who don't look like me. "

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" When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown; the reception hall smelled like feet. "

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" When I first started wearing wigs, I didn't know you had to anchor them down with bobby pins. I walked out during a windy day and my wig blew off and got stuck to a branch. I was walking while my wig was hanging! If that's not the most embarrassing thing... but you have to use bobby pins. "

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" God bless you if you have one child, but I don't think anybody should have just one child. Everybody needs a sibling. I have siblings, and I have so many amazing, precious memories with my siblings. I don't know what I would do if I had been an only child. "

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" I'd love to have First Lady Michelle Obama over and ask, 'How do you make your marriage work?' I think the president is sexy as all get-out, but he has got to get on her nerves some kind of way. He's this wonderful, powerful man, but she sees him leaving his socks on the floor. "

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" I'm a human garbage can, but I don't like veggies unless they have Velveeta cheese on top. And forget crunchy broccoli and carrots. I like 'em soggy, soft and wilted. The nutrients have probably gone away, but that's the only way I can eat them. "

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