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" I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown. "

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" Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way. "

" Tina Fey is one of my heroes. "

" I'm not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to making it uncomfortable for everyone else. "

" Writing is hard - writing is the hardest. "

" I obviously bring all of my insecurities along with me to any role that I tackle. "

" I am a Netflix/DVR junkie. I don't like to watch TV without a plan. "

" When I'm on the couch, I usually have the TV on and my MacBook Air nearby. And sometimes, when my ADD is really kicking in, I have my iPad too. And my iPhone. And a magazine that I haven't gotten to. And a book under the pillow to my left. "

" There's no photo-shoot academy. If there was, I'd probably be kicked out. "

" My people would love it if I smiled more, if I was more 'approachable.' "

" A lot of independent films offer a harsh reality check. "

" There are always parts of me that come out in the characters that I play - it's the only thing I have to work with and to draw off of. "

" When I was doing comedy in New York, before I was in movies, I was never known as the deadpan actress. I was just a comedienne. "

" I'm pretty good at weaseling my way into a job, even if I have no business being there. "

" I'm not, like, Daniel Day Lewis. Yet. I will get there! "

" I like my name. My mom named me after a song by the 1970s group Bread. So, it's meaningful, and I like the song. It's a love song - kind of - but it's kind of depressing and dark. "

" When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent. "

" When I was in high school I was a really huge 'SNL' fan. I remember the cast around the time I started watching it - Will Ferrell, Ana Gasteyer, Molly Shannon, Cheri O'Teri, Tracy Morgan. I did research to find out how people got on the show. Their bios always said they came from an improv team, so I started taking classes. "

" I would never do a commercial for something that is embarrassing, and I think that people maybe have a different perspective on what is embarrassing or not. Some people think doing a Revlon hair commercial is really cool. To me, that's embarrassing, but World of Warcraft - not embarrassing, very cool. "

" With stand-up, it doesn't matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five seconds, and then it's your job to make them laugh. "

" I mean, sometimes I hate interviews because I always feel like I sound stupid. "

" I'm not a super emotional person, so that's one reason I love acting - it makes me deal with myself in that kind of way. "

" If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my own hands. "

" I just want to keep finding special characters that I feel like I can bring to life and characters that are real and not superficial. "

" I'm totally an anxious mess all the time. There's a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it's just reminding me of all the failures that I have had, and all of the things I need to do, and all of the things I'm not doing good enough. "