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" I had a double bacon cheeseburger at Chili's, and I lost a tooth in it. My tooth! "

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" If I'm going to be away from my family, I'd rather it be working with my friends. "

" You know, writing is really difficult, and it takes a real patience and a skill. I don't know if I have that. I admire it in others, so much, and I envy it. "

" I think one of the great things about 'Bridesmaids' is that it's a big studio comedy, but all of the relationships in it are so grounded that you're watching a real movie. "

" As far as base humiliation goes, acting is a tough business. It's a tough, embarrassing thing to do for a living when you're starting out, and you better not have any ego or pride, because that will be wiped away clean by utter devastation. "

" I mean, the acting school I went to, we did have a social experience, but you know, when it's a bunch of actors, it's everyone self-consciously having a social experience rather than just having a social experience. "

" I focused my life on things that are a little more dependable, like my family and things that actually make me happy, rather than momentary flashes of success or anything like that. "

" You know, it looks like I have a varied resume or a varied career, that I've made interesting choices, when the truth of the matter is, in a way I've just kind of piece-mealed a career together, you know? "

" I was trying to get an audition for 'Walker, Texas Ranger' and they wouldn't see me. And I was crestfallen, because I really needed money. And to be told you're not good enough to be seen by 'Walker, Texas Ranger' is a tough blow. "

" Going to the roof of the Empire State Building is pretty amazing for kids. "

" I don't think people who are bad people think they're bad people. "

" I love a good, poppy chorus. "

" Journalism classes would have been interesting to me. "

" I mean, I love action films, you know, good action films. "

" One line on a Tom Selleck sitcom does not a career make. "

" It's interesting how there are a few times in your life when you get to reinvent yourself. Like the beginning of junior high or high school, and certainly when you go off to college. "

" Being an actor is just kind of embarrassing. "

" I was a chubby kid. "

" AirPods have squirmed their way into my life. I use them every day, and I always know where they are and if they're charged or not. "

" And if you get caught up in combing the Internet for what people think of you or how people perceive you, I think that's a slippery slope. "

" I love working with friends; it's my favorite thing to do. I've found over the years that that ends up being the best way to spend my time. "

" I would be horrified to watch whatever I was doing on 'Party Of Five.' I'm sure I'm bad on it. "

" There is nothing more unpleasant than watching someone on a TV or movie set act like they are entitled to a particular kind of treatment just because they have been doing it for longer. We are all in the same boat - one job at a time. "

" After a long day at the beach, a hamburger and fries usually does the trick. "