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" I have not heard from President Barack. I've never gotten a phone call. "
Jay Pharoah
Never
Phone
Phone Call
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" You've got to know how to hustle. I got a lot of inspiration from my parents. My father was definitely a hustler. With six kids in the house, you always got to be hustling. And my mom, she's got sick work ethic. "
Jay Pharoah
Work
Mom
Father
" Snoop Dogg is hilarious. T.I. is really funny. Who else? 50 Cent is hilarious. Jay-Z is funny. I've met him, but he's funny in interviews. He was funny when I saw him, too. Ludacris is funny. Everybody is. Rappers are funny, a lot of them. "
Jay Pharoah
Who
Interviews
Him
" I met Kanye. I'm starstruck, man, but I stayed away from that guy. I didn't want him to go on a rant, go off on me. He did it at his wedding. "
Jay Pharoah
Wedding
Go
Him
" The best comedians and the best rappers can make you laugh and can make you cry... I believe I've been blessed with that gift to make you do just that. "
Jay Pharoah
You
Believe
Best
" When I got to the stage, it was like a release, you know what I mean? Because it was like, 'Oh, people like me. People like me. They're listening to what I have to say. They're not judging me on how I look; they're judging me on what I'm saying.' So to me, that's what's worth it, and that's what comedians have. "
Jay Pharoah
Listening
You
Saying
" I'm known for impressions and family stories. "
Jay Pharoah
Family
Stories
Known
" I'm a chocolate guy. "
Jay Pharoah
Guy
Chocolate
" I'm from the burbs. I've been in the hood, but I don't live there. I have lived in the hood, but I don't live there anymore. I lived in Harlem, and that was crazy, even though Harlem is a lot nicer than it used to be. "
Jay Pharoah
Hood
Crazy
Used
" Comedy did a lot of things for me. I mean, 'SNL'? Not too bad. Not too shabby with this comedy thing. I have really worked on my comedy and really upped it some notches. "
Jay Pharoah
Bad
Comedy
Me
" I was raised listening to, like, Jay and Big and Pac, Cassidy, Ludacris, even some of Drake's stuff. "
Jay Pharoah
Like
Listening
I Was Raised
" My mom always tells me, 'You need to take a week for yourself and just chill,' but I don't, man. If you want to be successful, I don't think you should take a day off. "
Jay Pharoah
Man
Day
Yourself
" I feel like I appreciate and love myself a lot more than I used to. At one point, I would look in the mirror; I just hated what I saw... and finally, when I was 17, I built some confidence, and now I try to keep that confidence going. "
Jay Pharoah
Look
Myself
Mirror
" I will definitely drop bars, but that's, like, a few minutes of my show. I do a part of my set where I do that, and then I'll get back to the jokes. All the older people will look like, 'What the hell is happening?' The younger people are cheering, and the older people are like, 'I'm scared. I don't know what's going on.' "
Jay Pharoah
People
Back
Look
" Making people laugh is the greatest gift you can give, so I'm never going to stop that. "
Jay Pharoah
Never
Stop
Gift
" I had a twin, and he didn't make it. "
Jay Pharoah
He
Twin
Had
" In the clubs, it's all out and you can say whatever as the character. TV has standards. "
Jay Pharoah
Say
Whatever
You
" I've never seen Kendrick Lamar crack a joke, and I've met him, but I'm sure he's hilarious, too, just because he's so good at rapping. J. Cole is a funny guy as well. Drake is funny. But who's the funniest guy I've met who is a rapper? I would say 50 Cent. "
Jay Pharoah
Say
Good
Funny
" A rap is a tweaked version of comedy, because comedy came first. People weren't spitting before they were doing comedy. Comedy has been relevant for years. It's the same art form, pretty much. Discovering that and applying it, I think that has made my stand-up better. "
Jay Pharoah
Art
Doing
Think
" Most people think I'm from New York or something. I was, like, 70 pounds heavier than what I am, and I didn't get no girls... I was definitely more on the deep fried crab than I was on the baked chicken side. "
Jay Pharoah
People
New
Deep
" I've been rapping since I was 13. "
Jay Pharoah
Since
Been
Rapping
" I am the product of hustlers who taught me how to do it. They gave me a hustler's ambition. Not a bad thing to get from your parents. But hustling only gets you so far. You have to trust yourself. And you have to be ready to fall on your face and be okay when it happens. "
Jay Pharoah
Trust
Yourself
Fall
" I went from 250 to, like, 175 in three and a half, four months. And then I ended up graduating with honors. I went from a 2.4 to a 3.06 in a year. It's funny how those two are related. I don't want to say that if you lose weight, you'll get smarter, but... well, it worked for me. "
Jay Pharoah
Lose
Say
Three
" Either I'm in the studio creating something, or I'm on stage doing some stand-up somewhere... or I'm creating a parody video flexing my pecs. "
Jay Pharoah
Doing
Stage
Somewhere
" The black comedians meeting? Oh yeah, we hold one every year at Eddie Murphy's house. "
Jay Pharoah
Comedians
Black
Meeting