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" I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon. "

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" If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it. "

" If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win. "

" I'm not on Twitter. "

" I'm not a big family person. I'm more of a loner. "

" I don't think men approach me for intellectual conversation. "

" Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all. "

" I never call them 'guys;' I always call them 'boys.' Maybe it's a superiority complex - my needing to keep them down. "

" You want to go to work with people you like and where everyone is having fun. "

" Getting married was the best thing I've ever done. "

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" I grew up craving the spotlight, and once it happened, I immediately recoiled. "

" I don't make any sense: I'm a germaphobe, but I'm really messy. "

" Having an infant is difficult. It's a lot of work, and I didn't hire any help because I overestimated my own abilities. "

" I was raised Catholic. I went to Catholic school for 12 years. "

" I think I could survive a week without eating. "

" Films don't hold the answers I'm looking for... Would you not be so much more interested in finding out that Bigfoot existed than in watching a really good movie? "

" Well, I'm clearly not ugly. "

" I personally always find something really scary about watching little girls learning to manipulate their dads by baby talking. Then they grow up and use the same technique on their boyfriends or husbands. That scares me because it's just so sick on so many levels. "

" It's an immense amount of pressure, celebrity itself. "

" I have a season pass to several of the VH1 shows, like 'Rock of Love' and Flavor Flav's show. It's kind of embarrassing because it's completely ignorant television - it's all totally fake and garbage - but I still love it. "

" No one believes me when I talk about this, but I'm really, really maternal. "

" Armani is a fashion house that I think is iconic and beautiful. "

" In New York, especially, so much of your life is spent on the streets. You don't always want to be driving around in an SUV with a security guard. You want to be able to walk to a restaurant; you want to go and do things. "

" My biggest regret is that I've assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don't regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it. "

" I've never really socialized; I've always been anti-social and preferred to be at home. I was never, even my late teens and early twenties, into clubs and parties and stuff like that. "

" But me contradicting a news story is not going to make my words fact. It will just create a new news story. "

" I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood. "