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" I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates. "
Jon Heder
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" Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us. "
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" Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy. "
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" I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider. "
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" I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good. "
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" That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles. "
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" What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now. "
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" I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book. "
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" I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles. "
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" Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great. "
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" I never read a self-help book except for the Bible. "
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Book
" I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented. "
Jon Heder
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Always
" I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean. "
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" When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse. "
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Sister
She
" I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill. "
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Back
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" I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards. "
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Will
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