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" I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I have to move. "

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" I did a lot of terrible TV shows and was really terrible in them, and I've done terrible films I was terrible in, but nobody really noticed. "

" I've certainly done some turkeys along the way and made some dumb choices in my career, mostly early on. I'm one of the lucky ones who got to make a lot of mistakes very early when no one was paying attention. "

" I was very lucky to get well known much later in life. You need to have flopped quite a few times to get a sense of how little any of it has to do with you. "

" My father ran for Congress in 2004, and I got a sense that there is no way to achieve much success without a certain amount of compromise. "

" Having 'Oscar winner' on your tombstone is a great thing. "

" You get better as an actor over time if you're growing. Like singers. "

" I enjoy living in a nice house and having a nice life. So I do two or three commercials overseas a year to sort of fill in, because they pay pretty well. "

" I think it's the most responsible thing you can do, to have kids. It's not something to be taken lightly. I don't have that gene that people have to replicate. "

" I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on. "

" Directing is really exciting. In the end, it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. "

" The hardest thing is trying not to correct everything on the Internet. It'd be night and day - wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So you just have to say, 'All right, I'll take it, bring it on.' "

" The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.' "

" It's very easy for people to be critical of President Obama's first term, but let's face it, he didn't exactly inherit the country in the best shape. "

" Over the years, over the history of our country, liberals have stood on many of the right sides of the issues. "

" I go on YouTube when somebody says to look something up. "

" The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get a laugh. Really early. Because my mother and father are funny. "

" My biggest fear is doing the same things 10 years from now. That would be a failure. It's something you have to constantly reassess, and asking yourself what you are going to do next makes it a good, long full journey. "

" I watch 'Batman & Robin' from time to time. It's the worst movie I ever made, so it's a good lesson in humility. "

" There's a funny thing about fame. The truth is you run as fast as you can towards it because it's everything you want. Not just the fame but what it represents, meaning work, meaning opportunity. And then you get there, and it's shocking how immediately you become enveloped in this world that is incredibly restricting. "

" You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark, and I'm there now. "

" I'm not out trying to prove anything. I'm sort of finished with that, so I get to play in other sandboxes and try and figure out what I like and I'm interested in. "

" I can't give you 150 takes. I can't even give you 30 different ways of doing it! I don't have the talent or the range for it. "

" Hosting is work. It means you don't get to go up to your room and disappear and take a nap. Like everybody else does after lunch. I'm talking about hosting, not hosting a dinner party, but hosting people staying in your home. "

" I don't go on that many dates, because the truth is, anytime you go out in public with a girl when you're well-known, there are pictures of you everywhere, and it's like you're a thing. "

" People know everything about everybody now. "

" If you're famous, I don't - for the life of me - I don't understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter. "

" There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theatre actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on. "

" Republicans are good at standing by their candidate. "

" I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film. "

" I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything. "