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" I just want to make people laugh, and I want to do that the best way possible. "

Michaela Watkins

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" When my parents were divorced in the late '70s, early '80s, the climate was that you should screw over your ex as much as possible - get the worst lawyer in the world, all that. That's not what people are out to do anymore. It feels cruddy to try and destroy each other just because you're breaking up. "

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