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" I know a lot about the Titanic. My dad was a Titanic expert. "

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" I can talk about sports and stuff, but I have a season pass for 'Antiques Roadshow' on my TiVo. "

" I think there's something kind of good about growing up in a place you know is not the cool place to be. I think it's good for your head. "

" Growing up, if I had been given any advice - bad or good - I probably wouldn't have been able to act on it regardless. I wasn't shy, but I'd get nervous. I got a little more confident later in high school when I realized I could get girls to pay attention to me by making them laugh. "

" There's a very specific thing you can do to get in magazines. I'm much happier to just show up and do the job. I haven't taken the active approach to making myself a star. I haven't been in a blockbuster. "

" There is a major part of who I am that does not feel like the alpha male. "

" I laugh much more during takes than I do during real life. Maybe because you're not supposed to. I've ruined many takes because I will lose it. "

" It's not often that you get to play somebody that has absolutely no cynicism or is not judgmental in any way. "

" Whatever I'm working on, the character I'm playing tends to slowly bleed into my own real life. Not in any kind of creepy, Method actor-y kind of way - it's just an innate kind of merging. "

" I was never much into knights and sorcery and that kind of thing. It's not because I was into anything cooler. I certainly wasn't. I played with LEGOs. I played with LEGOs way past when most people played with LEGOs. "

" My definitions of comedy, drama, and straight man are all blurry for me. I don't think of it in those terms. "

" There are so many really good comedians, and I would never be as good as they are. It's not my calling. "

" I think I used comedy as a mechanism: if I could make the other kids laugh, I wouldn't get beaten up or teased as much. "

" I do like the idea that tomorrow I might find out that I'm going to be doing something that is completely unknowable today. I think it forces you to live in the moment in a very good way. "

" Kiss is a super - they are total businessmen. They pride themselves on it. "

" A lot of people say, 'What's the worst part about being an actor?' And the worst part is that you're not a musician. "

" I think most marriages, mine included, you're constantly tending the garden, constantly working at it. "

" Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.' "

" Even more than getting married or having kids, I found losing a parent is what thrusts you into adulthood. For me it was. That was when the Earth tilted on its axis, and there was a paradigm shift, and I felt like a different person. "

" You can make a lot of mistakes with hair because it grows back. "

" I'd like to do something dramatic or a different kind of role, but I tend not to separate comedy and drama all that much. "

" Personally - and I don't mean to brag - my jokes have been falling flat for most of my life. "

" If someone made fun of me, I'd be bummed out. But I'd play it like I thought it was hilarious. "

" I would say, up until 'Anchorman,' I wasn't any kind of household name or anything, but I wasn't necessarily identified as much with being a comedian. "

" I don't feel like a dork, but I certainly have many moments of nerdism, and I embrace it wholeheartedly. I've always cottoned to that crowd more, anyway. "

" It's insane but it's a great insane. "

" I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical. "

" My bar mitzvah, I went to my nan's, and she made kugel. "

" Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor. "

" I'm surprised that I get to be in the same room with half the people that I'm working with. "