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" You know, I look like a woman but I think like a man. And in this world of business, that has helped me a lot. Because by the time they think that I don't know what's goin' on, I then got the money, and gone. "

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" I am not gay, but if I were, I would be the first one running out of the closet. "

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" '9 to 5 the Musical' is perfect for anyone that's ever wanted to string up their boss, which is almost all of us. "

" Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road. "

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" I will not play just an evil part. In fact, I got offered $7 million several years ago to play the part that Faye Dunaway played in 'Supergirl.' I was kind of insulted. I was impressed with the money, but I said, 'Why are you asking me to play an evil witch? Do I come across as an evil witch to you?' "

" There's a scripture that says, 'A merry heart doeth good like medicine.' I think that's true, too. "

" I have surrounded myself with very smart people. "

" Until I was a teenager, I used red pokeberries for lipstick and a burnt matchstick for eyeliner. I used honeysuckle for perfume. "

" My nails are my rhythm section when I'm writing a song all alone. Some day, I may cut an album, just me and my nails. "

" People just overshoot trying to find God. They're going outside and trying everything. They don't realize that it's right inside themselves. "

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" It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. "

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" When you're 40, you can't ride the fence anymore. You gotta make definite decisions about your life. "