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" I never check my bank account. I know that sounds crazy. But I don't know how much is in there. I never know how much is in there. I have an idea - I have a bottom line - but I never look because I always make believe there's never anything in there. "

Trixie Mattel

Crazy

Always

Bank

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Perfect

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Child

Comedy

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Distance

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