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" I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early '70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire. "
David Zucker
Smart
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" I lose tons of stuff on the cutting room floor. For Scary Movie 3, for example, we had a lot of Matrix spoofs, a Hulk scene, and some of that stuff just doesn't hold up - it's too much plot, audiences just didn't want to hear about it. "
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