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" I used to help my dad with a stall selling eggs when I was about 12. People were so hard up they would ask for one egg. But mostly no one came by at all. It was very demoralising. "

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" To some people, the fact that I am not married, or don't have children, would be the reason I have written a book on punctuation. "

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" One of the things that all authors of fiction must learn to judge is whether - and in what detail - to describe the face of a character. "

" Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton. "

" Writers and painters alike are in the business of consulting their own imaginations, and stimulating the imaginations of others. Together, and separately, they celebrate the absolute mystery of otherness. "

" What one discovers in life, I find, is that one's personality defects don't come and go. "

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" Don't pessimism and caution naturally go hand in hand? "

" The idea of withholding a massive secret is obviously quite exciting to some people. It is also the basis of much classic drama, of course, from Sophocles onwards. "

" I hate to be treated as if I'm invisible. I get incensed when people talk across me or refuse to catch my eye in a restaurant or shop. "

" Texting is a supremely secretive medium of communication - it's like passing a note - and this means we should be very careful what we use it for. "

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" Do you lend books and DVDs to people? If so, don't you always regret it? All my life I have forced books on to people who have subsequently forgotten all about it. Meanwhile, on my shelves sit many orphaned books loaned to me over the years by trusting, innocent souls - some as long ago as the Seventies. "

" In my worst moments, I think the biggest effect of 'Eats, Shoots & Leaves' was to kill the happiness of people who had previously skipped through life, unaware of all the atrocities lurking in the world around them. "

" After university, I got a job sub-editing and for years I was a literary editor. "

" You don't want to make an enemy of Piers Morgan. "

" I am not against marriage. I lived with someone for 11 years. But we weren't in love, and I thought that was quite important. "

" As with email, the recipient of a texted question seems to have the option to ignore it, while nevertheless saying, 'Hello, lovely day,' and so on. "

" I do needlepoint from kits. I give them as gifts to people in the form of cushion covers and they are often speechless with horror. "

" Nice clothes fall apart. Nice clocks don't work. Bits fall off the nice cooker. It is hard to accept that pricing is unrelated to quality, but it's plainly true. Nowadays, we pay the price that satisfies our particular personality type; and then we live with the painful consequences. "

" What I have always liked about Brighton is its impersonality. Since the 18th century, people have come, used the place and gone home again. "

" Texting is a fundamentally sneaky form of communication, which we should despise, but it is such a boon we don't care. We are all sneaks now. "

" My favorite thing in the world is a quiz show, 'University Challenge,' so you can see what kind of sad person I am. "

" Oh, the illusion of choice in the modern world - don't get me started. But don't you agree that the Internet has softened our brains and made us forget that 'choice' used to mean something different from selecting options from menus? "

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